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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Men- The real Truth !!!!! ..............................................Specially for all Girls :):)

I think everyone might have raed about Mom's, Wife & Girl's
Its time to learn something about Men
Who is a boy/man?
A boy/man is one of the most beautiful creations of God
He starts compromising at very tender age. He sacrifice his chocolates for other girls (may be GF/sister)
Later he sacrifice his love for just a smile on his parents face. He sacrifices his love for his children & wife by working Late nights.
He builds their future by taking loans from banks & then repaying them for the life time, Thus he sacrifices full youth for his wife & children without any complain.
He struggles a lot but still has to hear the Music (scolding) of wife and his Boss. Yet every wife & Boss tries to have control over him.
Finally his life ends up by compromising for other happiness.He is that creature of the God who no one can compete with.

Just extend ur hand when he needs it & u shall receive twice fold love from him.

We boys also have emotions. Please respect it.

Debt Burden

Happy Family

Me & My Boss

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview.
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

what to do?????????????
What to do

Monday, May 13, 2013

GOD

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children.

♥ Worth Reading ♥.

GOD


GOD

Things to make you feel OLD!!


1. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge was released 18 years ago.

2. Windows XP was released 12 years ago, in 2001.

3. The “new” Millennium is more than a decade old.

4. Chetan Bhagat’s antics have been around for the past 9 years!

5. Pierce Brosnan last acted as James Bond 11 years ago.

6. The Delhi Metro has been running for 11 Years now.

7. It’s been 12 years since 9/11

8. The Matrix came out 14 years ago, Keanu Reeves is 48 today

9. Mother Theresa and Lady Diana have been dead for 16 years.

11. Remember Jungle Book on Doordarshan? That was more than 17 years ago.

12. Macaulay Culkin is 32 today. “Home Alone” came out over 22 years ago.

13. Terminator 2 is 22 years old. Edward Furlong who portrayed kid John Connor is 35 now.

14. The youngest Spice Girl is 37, the oldest Backstreet Boy 41, Gwen Stefani is 43, Madonna 54

16. The first Harry Potter book came out when I was in High School. 16 years ago!

17. The first season of F.R.I.E.N.D.S was aired 19 years ago! Age of the cast:

19. Akshay Kumar is older than the moon landing – He was born in 1967

20. Arnold Schwarzenegger is older than India. He was born in June 1947

21. ‘Kids’ born in 1995 can legally drive, drink and vote this year.

22. Jurassic Park is older than Justin Bieber.

24. Rajiv Gandhi has been dead for 22 years.

25. Bryan Adams’ cult song “Summer of 69? was released 28 years ago.

26. Kids whom you remember in their diapers posting their pics on Facebook

27. Facebook has been around for 9 years. Orkut for 12 & dead.

28. Remember the little girl from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai? She is 25 now.

29. The Maruti Zen was first introduced 20 years ago.

30. And of course, the Rasna Girl. She is all grown up as well!

I Love you rasna





Ankita Jhaveri, the cute kid whom we saw in the Rasna ad has certainly grown up! .......